UFO Archives
Transcript
Incoming transmission from the radiograph.
Speaker B:Welcome back to the radiograph, your renegade station at the edge of reality. Keep your eyes on the skies tonight, because around midnight here in the valley, we'll see the bright lights of multiple earth grazing fireballs. If we're lucky, we might even hear a few sonic booms. This episode is brought to you by Cosmic Alley, the zero gravity game center experience. Bowling, mini golf, bocce ball, and more all in zero g. That's cosmic alley, where the fun goes up, but never comes down. For a long time, we wondered if there's life out there in the universe. A lot of theories were flying around, but no one really knew the truth. Today we have a collage of memories, headlines, and forgotten footage from the UFO archives.
Speaker C:Red alert.
Speaker D:Red alert.
Speaker A:Red alert. Red alert.
Speaker C:Confirm and identify flying objects.
Speaker A:A top secret military program found fully intact UFO's.
Speaker D:UFO's are what have been rebranded uaps.
Speaker E:Call it spacecraft, if you will.
Speaker D:That would mean billions such places, just in our own galaxy, that might contain light.
Speaker C:I'm puzzled by these strange flashes of light which we keep seeing.
Speaker D:They call this a retrieval program.
Speaker E:These are retrieving non human origin vehicles.
Speaker A:Be careful.
Speaker E:We have spacecraft from another species. Everyone has been lied to for decades.
Speaker C:What's the cause? Atomic radiation. Radiation.
Speaker A:And the problem with that is all of that information is classified. Then that means that they're attacking the mobs.
Speaker E:They used to work out their plans.
Speaker D:Of attack on Earth.
Speaker C:UFO is now on positive track, heading for Earth and attack velocity.
Speaker A:This is moon base control. Race alert.
Speaker D:Shadow control to moon base. Attack and destroy second wave of ucas.
Speaker C:With all the different peoples and nations.
Speaker D:Of the Earth, we are still trying, but in vain, to establish radio contact with her inhabitants.
Speaker C:We must first learn to communicate with ourselves successfully. And we are a long way from having achieved that.
Speaker E:We flew by a UFO.
Speaker B:It turns out it was Bart Simpson.
Speaker E:You're not making this up. This is not a lie. No. Absolutely not.
Speaker B:Okay, that's all for now. Until next time, this is the radiograph, and we'll see you between the sound waves.
Speaker A:Radiograph. Turn on your x ray radio.